Two guys were involve in a Camping
trip. They were having a little conversation, when all of a sudden one guy yells, “I just got bitten by a snake on the tip of my you know what
“. The other guy says, “Don’t worry I’ll go to town and ask a doctor what I can do”. So the guy goes to the nearest town. After 30 minutes, he finds a doctor. He asks the doctor, “Doctor, my friend just got bitten by a snake, what can I do?” The doctor says, “Calm down, all you have to do is suck the poison out”. So the friend goes back to the campsite where his friend was laying on the ground. He asks, “So what did the doctor say”? The friend responds, “The doctor says u’re going to die”!